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hi! and welcome to the weird musings of two bored individuals, a blog dedicated to the stuff that two person think and discuss during their (wasted) free time. the two said individuals would extend their welcome to you to stay and enjoy said musings. they would also appreciate comments and feedbacks that you can share here

Saturday, September 4, 2010

flowers over toasters?

to clarify, this is an accompanying post along with ravester-hamster's post on flowers vs. toasters. otherwise, this post will appear to be some random unintelligible garble one individual came up with.

the other individual decided that toasters would be a more appropriate gift for a girl rather than flowers. his explanation; toasters is more functional as a gift rather than flowers. personally, i think the art of flower giving stems from the old ages, back where flowers are harder to come by than now. picture america during the 1700s. acquiring flowers during spring or summer would be easy, but not so during the winter, where hothouses haven't existed yet. it would be almost impossible to obtain flowers, not to mention fresh ones, unless they import some long-living growing plants from a more tropical climate, say mexico. not to mention they have no freely available florists that carry random exotic plants as they do now. us females don't consider toasters (or any other electronic devices, really) as suitable dating gifts because, lets face it, for one thing girls like purdy things. second, giving toaster is more like a housewarming gift, or one that someone close already give. you wouldn't give toasters to random people that you just met once on your first day, as from a rational point of view (kudos to ravester) and the game theory, we shouldn't exert a lot of effort into relationships that would not last into the long term, as such flowers. granted, if we follow the same game-theory principle, should we expect a long term relationship with them, THEN we can invest a lot of resources into the relationship as hopefully (maybe... juuuust maybe) it will last through a long time. you shouldn't screw up a long term relationship ey? and this individual don't know about other girls, but this individual would much prefer flowers as a first date gift rather than a toaster. although this individual agrees with the other individual on the bring-flowers-to-dates convention, as most girls would appreciate flowers than toasters because it's more romantic. as far as jewelry go, it's prettier and more expensive, meaning girls would fawn over it more. AND it's wearable~

TL;DR version; girls like flower more because it shows that you care enough to be bothered to buy something that is (supposedly) hard to get and doesn't last long. the fact that flowers are pretty helps tremendously. we girls also like romantic stuffs, so ravester, please don't buy get toasters for your first date

Thursday, September 2, 2010

introduction to the alternate life of two individuals


why did this blog just randomly sprang out of nowhere with no clear aim? the two aforementioned individuals have created this blog with one surreal purpose in mind: creating an alternate universe in their lives where they are not who they are in real life (that just sounds confusing doesn't it?) 

during their bbm conversation that occur earlier in september 2nd/3rd (depending on where the individuals was), one individual suggested to the other that in an alternate universe, she would be a trophy wife. considering who the individual (a.k.a cha-chan) that came up with the idea, a trophy wife would be one of the furthest thing that she could end up in, according to close friends and relatives. the other individual (a.k.a i-do-not-know-what-his-name-would-be-and-would-update-later), would be another normal jock that has no original thought whatsoever. He would be such an ordinary jock that the some people would find him annoying due to their (pardon for the stereotyping) semi-brainlessness. their friends would be complete opposites of what they are and life as they know it would implode upon itself.

due to her impulsive nature, cha-chan immediately created this blog as a medium to write out their weird stories and other things that she and i-do-not-know-what-his-name-would-be-and-would-update-later sometimes talk about in their free time when they are extremely bored.

why should you be interested in reading this? why WOULDN'T you be interested in reading them humiliating themselves? :9 

laughing while she's typing this, cha-chan

WARNING: due to the nature of the story, it would contain many blatant bad stereotyping that most people would be annoyed at the two individuals. the two individuals would like to apologize beforehand if they offended anyone unintentionally as it is not their intentions to offend people, merely Try to amuse people using their random stories and gimmicks.

well hello there!

hello! you have stumbled upon The Weird Musings of Two Bored Individuals, a very long and strange title for a blog. here, you will find random things that two individuals came up with during their lengthy talks regarding anything that has no correlation or meaning whatsoever, just for kicks. starting from the random things that we should do when we're bored to what will happen if there is an alternate dimension and all of us are opposite of what we are here in the real world, even to issues such as science, politics, religion, you name it! most people would find them extremely boring and weird, but if you are not bored, you're welcome to stay here (for the most part). the two individuals hope you have a great read and stay here!

if you are interested, check out the other individual involved at his blog here. you won't be bored, i guarantee!

cha-chan out :)